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Korean Central Television (조선중앙방송)

Image source ; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/9902493/Dennis-Rodman-and-the-Harlem-Globetrotters-with-Kim-Jong-un-in-North-Korea.html

Arclight2011 translation of video (until something, err, more accurate turns up! 😉 )

In this video we see rock drilling in time to accordion music, night work under flaming torches, people queuing up to help and support the workers, the workers having a warm sing song to keep warm under a cold sky. Whole rock faces shudder under the might of the North Korean Jack-hammer then turning to dust before our very eyes! The ground itself shook with the tramping of workers feet as they smashed and hauled the remains of mother natures toughest materials.

When questioned an official said

“We are going to knock this out in no time! so quick in fact that we are planning the next hydroelectric dam project already! in south Korea ”

A worker who was clutching a Jack hammer in one hand and a flaming torch in the other had the multitasking ability to also sing while dancing at the same time as he said

“I love this job and i love this country”

When questioned an official of the party said

“nuclear power electricity generation is so twentieth century!”

And then a final rousing sing song that brings us into the twenty-first century celebrating non nuclear electricity generation for the future!! Hail the Litttle Leader!!  Hail! Hail!