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HOW GEORGE MONBIOT RUINED MY LIFE! OP-ED

“…MONBIOTISM – SHOULD YOUR BABY BE VACCINATED AGAINST IT? Dr. Angharad’s third cousin explains why she prefers nettles..”

http://ianbone.wordpress.com/2012/01/19/how-george-monbiot-ruined-my-life/

(some strong language with swearing and utter hate etc bit of humor.. not for the faint hearted!! 🙂 )

January 19, 2012 · 8:38 am

Great piece from Dick Gherkin of  FROM BRISTOL WITH LOVE here:

I went to see George Moonbat last year at the St. George Hall in Bristol. It was advertised as ‘come and have an argument’, so one of my “straight mates” (i.e. liberal) told me it was time i put my money where my mouth was, I had been badmouthing George all this time, now it was time to Speak Truth to Moonbat!

I quite liked the sound of it. So I cycled ‘uptown’ and took my seat in the fine, Roman-pillared concert hall.

I don’t think i actually was, but it felt like i was the only working class person in there. I have NEVER felt more aware of my class, and felt more oppressed by it, I suppose because i don’t normally put myself in those kinds of situations.

‘Himself’ started off, arguing for nuclear power, with a series of deeply researched, peer reviewed arguments he had stress-tested and adapted over a long Spring and Summer tour. He then asked the audience to ‘have a go’.

A few in the audience were actually qualified climatologists and geologists (it was that kind of crowd) and so they at least got to the stage of disputing peer-reviewed evidence. The rest were left to flail about in the spotlight, every supporter of the Severn Barrage or sea wind farms stopped in their tracks by some statistical revelation from the increasingly bullish Moonbat.

We took an Interlude. Everyone was ‘democratically’ asked to provide written suggestions of topics The Master could focus his lighthouse of intellect onto. Open, horizontal, decision making. I secretly scribbled “why are you such a fucking cunt?” on a card, dropped it in the suggestion box and returned to my seat, feeling a bit better.

 

There was a couple of subjects i can’t remember, and then Moonbat pulled a smirk as he opened the card he had chosen from the offerings the audience had made.

I tell no word of a lie, they then went on to talk about how unfair it was that public school/Oxbridge education gave you an advantage in life, and how a level playing field should be introduced. I also tell NO WORD of a lie that ALMOST ALL those who answered with ‘solutions’ to this problem, admitted to being privately educated themselves.

Moonbat also began his ‘mea culpa’ that he, the Vox Populis himself, was public school/ Oxbridge educated. He then entertained the audience to his solution as to how the middle classes could shed their unnatural advantages.

Public Schools should only admit 2 pupils from each school in the country. This means Middle Class parents would move to the poorest areas, and send their kids to the local schools in order to have a better chance of being in the Top 2. The benefit? Middle class parents are much more demanding of their children’s education, and so would ‘nudge’ schools more to improve their services which would benefit the school as a whole, as well as ‘democratising’ the entry to Oxbridge.

Trickle Down Fucking Education. Another middle class solution imposed on the working class to solve a middle class problem. WHAT a Wanker!

I’d like to say i crashed the meeting at that point, did a Samson job on the Roman pillars, screamed like a madman behind a quivering accusing finger, made a lunge for Moonbat on his altar, before agreeing to be escorted out by security who would whisper on the way out “we are with you brother, you fight out fight, but we have families… it is not easy for us..”

But i didn’t. I sat there and got angry, then sad, but still tongue tied. At the end i made my excuses quickly and cycled home, feeling totally deafeated.

I think that is a good example of how being dominated by a cultural, financial and ‘moral’ elite, really gets into your brain

****** Here’s a favourite piece of mine I did on Mrs. Monbiot a couple of years ago. she has since left him………………

Dear God in Heaven – we now have a hilarious  two page spread in today’s Guardian by one ANGHARAD PENRHYN JONES on worrying that too much worrying about climate change may be depressing daughter Hanna. APJ just happens to be the wife of Guardian columnist and toff GEORGE MONBIOT – for there is a charming half page colour photo of them all in one of George’s 5 allotments.

Wife claims this loony is frightening his child

There is absolutely no way this pitiful middle class dross would have been entertained anywhere in the known universe if it wasn’t for Guardian nepotism – I won’t be surprised if baby Hanna’s editing the fucking paper next week. Angharad wails  that ‘ a disproportionate number of my friends are climate change journalists’  – thats it – a whole new school of climate change journalism is de rigeur for the eco-toffs. But she’s frightened their gloomy dinner party babble is frightening young Hanna (age 2). Here’s some quality words from Angharad – George didnt write any of them honest – I did it all on my own :

‘When Hanna was nine months old she learned to crawl.Unfortunately she could only crawl backwards. It was like a metaphor for our fight to stabilise global temperatures…..”

Oh – Jesus – I’m not making it up…………….’If George and I live to be old ( GOD FORBID!)we could be leaving Hanna a world where civilisation has broken down’ …….oh the angst…maybe we wont be able to get Hanna into Cheltenham Ladies College! Maybe its unfair to even bring children into such a cruel world…..maybe we should move to Bridgend… IN A WEEK OF GUARDIAN NEPOTISM THIS REALLY IS THE FUCKING PITS!

Next week: ‘Is your baby suffering climate change journalism fatigue? Angharad answers your queries.

Is talk of nepotism upsetting your toddler?  George Monbiot’s norland  nanny answers your questions.

MONBIOTISM – SHOULD YOUR BABY BE VACCINATED AGAINST IT? Dr. Angharad’s third cousin explains why she prefers nettles. Does  the  MMR (More Monbiot Relatives) vaccination  cause global warming?

Is CCJFS (Climate Change Journalism Fatigue Syndrome) the new CJD? Mark Lynas answers your questions from his Windmill in Old Amsterdam.

Is CCJFS contagious? What are the warning signs? Can it be cured?

February 18, 2013 - Posted by arclight2011 | Uncategorized